CommunityCare of Lyme is celebrating by posting a week’s worth of corny jokes, ready for you to share!

Monday, April 19:

Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?

Because she was already stuffed!

Tuesday, April 20: 

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Wednesday, April 21: 

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said, “it is a piece of cake!”

Thursday, April 22: 

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter!

Friday, April 23: 

Why does no one talk to circles?

Because there’s no point.

Saturday, April 24: 

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

Sunday, April 25: 

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

Please check back on Mondays throughout the month of April for new jokes for the week.
All jokes this week are from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com) 

If you have a corny joke you’d like us to share, please reach out to shelby@cclyme.org. 

Shelby Wood
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme