CommunityCare of Lyme is celebrating by posting a week’s worth of corny jokes, ready for you to share!

Monday, April 12:

What is a tornado’s favorite game?


Tuesday, April 13: 

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

Wednesday, April 14: 

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Thursday, April 15: 

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Friday, April 16: 

Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s?

He was feeling crumby.

Saturday, April 17: 

Why does the seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

Sunday, April 18: 

What kind of tree fits into your hand?

A palm tree!

Please check back on Mondays throughout the month of April for new jokes for the week.
All jokes this week are from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com) 

If you have a corny joke you’d like us to share, please reach out to shelby@cclyme.org. 

Shelby Wood
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme