CommunityCare of Lyme is celebrating by posting a week’s worth of corny jokes, ready for you to share!

Monday, April 5:

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador

Tuesday, April 6: 

Where do you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Wednesday, April 7: 

How are false teeth like stars?

They both come out at night.

Thursday, April 8: 

What building in Lyme has the most stories?

The library!

Friday, April 9: 

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm…

Saturday, April 10

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

Through a jarring experience.

Sunday, April 11: 

Where do Polar Bears Keep their Money? 

In a Snow Bank .

Please check back on Mondays throughout the month of April for new jokes for the week.
Jokes for Monday through Saturday are from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com)
Sunday’s Joke is from: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/g28581033/best-jokes-for-kids/?slide=4

You can see last week’s jokes by clicking here: https://www.cclyme.org/april-is-humor-month-week-1/

If you have a corny joke you’d like us to share, please reach out to shelby@cclyme.org. 

Shelby Wood
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme