CommunityCare of Lyme is celebrating by posting a week’s worth of corny jokes, ready for you to share!

Monday, April 26:

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear

Tuesday, April 27: 

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Wednesday, April 28: 

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

Thursday, April: 29 

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Friday, April 30: 

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn?

Where’s pop corn?

We hope you enjoyed the jokes throughout National Humor Month!

Here’s a printable page with all the jokes we shared this month.

Jokes shared from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com)

If you have a corny joke you’d to share, please reach out to shelby@cclyme.org. 

Shelby Wood
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme